BRETTISASEXYMOTHERFUCKER.COM
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About Brett's Novelty Shop
Our Selection
Our Inspiration
Our Inspiration
We offer a wide range of clothing styles. This includes tank tops, sweatshirts, hoodies, slim fitted shirts, cool colored shirts, etc. Often what you see are things I made up or heard somewhere. I love it when a retailer has a slogan that rhymes with something inappropriate, as that provides me with a great way to make fun of them and
We offer a wide range of clothing styles. This includes tank tops, sweatshirts, hoodies, slim fitted shirts, cool colored shirts, etc. Often what you see are things I made up or heard somewhere. I love it when a retailer has a slogan that rhymes with something inappropriate, as that provides me with a great way to make fun of them and put it on a shirt. After I do that, I hope it results in you giving me your money in exchange for something you can wear for a long time. Unlike other retailers, I fully disclose that I am in business to make money. However, I also like to have fun. Even if you don't plan on buying anything, feel free to enjoy my fucked up sense of humor. If you take any of my images I respectfully ask that you post where you saw it, so that at least I have a chance at taking someone else's money. Plus my ego requires that I get credit for my work.
Our Inspiration
Our Inspiration
Our Inspiration
At Brett's Novelty Shop, we draw inspiration from inappropriate thoughts, past experiences, and a twisted sense of humor. We specialize in novelty tee's, hoodies, v-necks, etc. I am a one man operation, so I do not know why I am saying "we". I assure you if you say something like, "smokers pole", "keep coming", "drip-dry", "teepee"," p
At Brett's Novelty Shop, we draw inspiration from inappropriate thoughts, past experiences, and a twisted sense of humor. We specialize in novelty tee's, hoodies, v-necks, etc. I am a one man operation, so I do not know why I am saying "we". I assure you if you say something like, "smokers pole", "keep coming", "drip-dry", "teepee"," peacock", etc. I will lose my shit. I guess I am like a twelve year old boy, but I have fun. I really hope you enjoy my website, and I sincerely hope you give me your money.
Our Customer Service
Our Customer Service
Our Customer Service
We pride ourselves on our exceptional customer service. However, if you are a douchebag I will offer you a free cup of go fuck yourself. Seriously though, if there are any problems you can contact me in a polite way and I will do my best to resolve the issue in a timely manner.. For now it is just me running the operation and I do work
We pride ourselves on our exceptional customer service. However, if you are a douchebag I will offer you a free cup of go fuck yourself. Seriously though, if there are any problems you can contact me in a polite way and I will do my best to resolve the issue in a timely manner.. For now it is just me running the operation and I do work a full time job. I also live in a very structured sober house. The best way to reach me for any questions, concerns, compliments, or complaints is brett@brettisasexymotherfucker.com
Our Mission
Our Customer Service
Our Customer Service
Our mission is to make fashion accessible to everyone. We want to help you express your unique style and feel confident in your own skin. We're always working to improve our selection and offer the best possible customer experience.
Contact Us
We love our customers, so feel free to visit during normal business hours.
Hours
Open today | 09:00 am – 05:00 pm |
Online regular orders are processed immediately. Custom orders are processed Mon -- Fri from 9:00 until 5:00 Eastern Standard Time.
